any Twilight fans are still distraught over the news that the soapy vampire saga's star, Kristen Stewart, cheated on her movie-and-real-life beau Robert Pattinson. Even Will Ferrell stepped in to comment, jokingly calling Stewart a "trampire" on Conan. And now that Ferrell's invented pejorative has gone viral, Twi-hards can make their case against K-Stew publicly by proudly proclaiming that "Kristen Stewart is a Trampire" with this T-shirt ($20.99).
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- What the collapse of the Ming Dynasty can tell us about American decline
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