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The Week contest: Bumper Sticker - October 29, 2010
Google is developing a computer-directed, self-driving auto. What should the car's bumper sticker say?
Bumper stickers can say a little but they can also say too much.
Bumper stickers can say a little but they can also say too much.
CC BY: Richard Masoner
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elcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for results of last week's contest: Harry Potter

Results: We asked you to come up with a bumper sticker for the new Google car that can drive itself and you automatically replied:

THE WINNER: My Car Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student.
Clark Koepke, Sykesville, MD
 
SECOND PLACE: How's My Texting?
Beverly Junger, Socorro, NM
 
THIRD PLACE: My Other Car is a Moron
Jon Weisbrod, Union, NJ
 
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
 
I'd Rather Be Driving
Joan Wittke, Milwaukee
 
Keep Honking, I'll Give You BOTH Fingers!
Les Ackland, Coraopolis, PA
 
1001101 Happens
Mark Wykoff, Hardwick, VT
 
My Child Just Sits There at Rockburn High School
Ashley Ryan, Catonsville, MD
 
If You Don't Like My Driving, Hit Cntrl+Alt+Delete
David M. Levin, Edgewater, MD
 
My Other Car is an Android
Bryan F. Smith, Austin, TX
 
My Other Car Lets Me Drive
Stephen Woodburn, Winfield, KS
 
I’m Driving My Other Car
Ann Heiney, Newport Beach, CA
 
How’s My Geo-Spatial Locating?
Norm Swaton, Foster City, CA
 
Baby (And Nobody Else) on Board
Paul Kim, Covington, LA
 
Baby on Board—He's Driving.
Djerdj Kopecki, Honolulu, HI
 
My Mother-in-Law STILL Doesn’t Like My Driving
Alan Parven, Commerce Twp, MI
 
Don’t Honk…I'm Napping
Rochelle Aronson, Oceanside, NY
 
I Brake for Bugs
Anne Howland, Middlesex, VT
 
Hal on Wheels
Donn Hogan, Redmond, WA
 
I’m with Stupid
Mark Weaver, Redondo Beach, CA
 
Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive
Judy Rice, Milford, PA
 
Look Ma, No Hands – Or Feet!
Carol Bertoia, Palm Springs, CA
 
Man is My Co-Pilot
George Kaperonis, Charlotte, NC
 
Honk if Your Car Will Let You
David Daniel, Woodland Hills, CA
 
If You Can't See This Then I Must Be Heading Toward You!
W. Williams, Largo, FL
 
How’s My Not Driving?
Lonnie Reed, Brandford, CT

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