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The Week contest: Wiki Leak - December 17, 2010
With revelations from the WikiLeaks still trickling out, please imagine a sentence from the diplomatic cables that would cause the least amount of surprise throughout the world
Julian Assange of WikiLeaks: Some are calling his latest dump of 250,000 U.S. diplomatic cables "information vandalism."
Julian Assange of WikiLeaks: Some are calling his latest dump of 250,000 U.S. diplomatic cables "information vandalism."
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Results: With revelations from Wiki Leaks still trickling out, we asked you to supply us the sentence that would least surprise the world and you cabled:

THE WINNER: "Hands are tied till I get the OK from Halliburton."
Richard Levine, Los Angeles
 
SECOND PLACE: "Pakistan is a haven for terrorists."
James Smith, Mill Valley, CA
 
THIRD PLACE: "Bill Clinton finds Carla Bruni attractive."
Talia Pundak Mintz, Lincolnshire, IL
 
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
 
"Chinese ambassador giggles when entering Wal-Mart."
Joe Stecker, Pisgah Forest, NC
 
"Disney Paris isn't as huge or cool as Disney World, but the people are thinner."
Wendi J. Dick, Fort Ransom, ND
 
"Iran purchased its centrifuges on e-bay."
Ed Ayers II, Springbrook Twp, PA
 
"Canada has its own football league."
Edmund Conti, Raleigh, NC
 
"Hillary would rather be prez."
Mike Paul, Carrboro, NC
 
"Nancy Pelosi’s popularity is in jeopardy."
Miles Klein, Frisco, TX
 
"Some of what the Congressman said was, in fact, not true."
Mike Uhlig, Oakland Township, MI
 
"Our intelligence sources still haven’t identified the real enemy."
May Chin, Burbank, CA
 
"Barack is sneaking low-tar cigarettes in the White House closet."
Stephanie Sarich, Minnetonka, MN
 
"Rich getting richer."
Mike Salvidio, Denver
 
"There is gambling going on at Rick’s Café Americain in Casablanca."
Robert Schoales, Melbourne, FL
 
"The locals don’t find ‘Borat’ amusing."
Bill Dorner, Indianapolis
 
"Joe Biden was making fun of Hillary’s pantsuits."
Andy Miller, Encino, CA
 
"There has been a breach in security."
Derry Gleason, Bradford, VT

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