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The Week contest: Watson - February 25, 2011
In "Jeopardy!'s" standard answer-first format, provide both an answer and a question that would definitely stump Watson, IBM's supercomputer
With Jeopardy! as its venue, a computer schooled human kind.
With Jeopardy! as its venue, a computer schooled human kind.
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elcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

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Results: We asked you to come up with a Jeopardy question that would stump IBM’s Watson, and you scored with:

THE WINNER: Answer: While knowing the answers to many clues, it remains clueless.
Question: What is Watson?
Ivy Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN

SECOND PLACE: Answer: A priest, a minister, and a rabbi.
Question: Who walked into a bar?
Jere Smith, Bryan, TX
 
THIRD PLACE: Answer: Elementary, my dear Watson.
Question: What was the first school attended by Sherlock Holmes?
Mick Addison-Lamb, Springville, TN
 
HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Answer: I Don't Know.
Question: What is the name of the player at third base?
Michael E. Olesak, Perth Amboy, NJ

Answer: Snooki is famous for this contribution to modern civilization.
Question: What is... (well, this one has everyone else stumped, too)
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

Answer: Eggs, bacon and whole wheat toast.
Question: What did I have for breakfast?
Judy Rogers Basehore, Philo, CA

Answer: "Wow, you remind me of my mother!"
Question: What is a really bad pickup line?
Joel V. Harvey, Lawrenceburg, TN

Answer: Me!
Question: What is a dubious use of IBM shareholder money?
Mary Delli Santi, Budd Lake, NJ

Answer: No, you look amazingly skinny!
Question: Does this dress make me look fat?
Mike Boettcher, Scottsdale, AZ

Answer: They are the three little words a man most wants to hear from a woman.
Question: What are, "I brought beer"?
Mike Paul, Carrboro, NC

Answer: Two wives.
Question: What is the penalty for bigamy?
Alan Parven, Commerce Township, MI

Answer: Apple & Microsoft
Question: What two computer companies are better than IBM?
Michael Steinberg, State College, PA

Answer: Blue
Question: What color is Alex Trebek's tie?
Paul Bourdius, Bernardsville, NJ

Answer: I don't know, Dave.
Question: What did I do with the astronauts?
Mark O'Connell, Irvine, CA

Answer: Money
Question: What does the winner of Jeopardy not know how to handle?
Carol Kaplan, St Louis Park, MN

Answer: I'd shut do—
Question: What would happen if you pulled the plug?
Richard Ardito, Saddle Brook, NJ

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