elcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Results: Last week’s contest: In light of the fact that 27 sequels will be released this summer, we asked you to predict the title of the next and most pathetic one.
THE WINNER: The Karate Adult
Bill Muse, Seattle
SECOND PLACE: 127 Hours 2: The Other Arm
Jérôme Gariépy, Montreal
THIRD PLACE: Titanic II
Evan Thomas, Bernardsville, NJ
The Day After the Day After Tomorrow
Chris Herr, Oviedo, FL
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’s Baby?
Zollie Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN
Beach Blanket Sudoku
Michelle deAlberich, Aloha, OR
Babe 3: Pig in a Blanket
Larry & Luann Bonier, Jamestown, RI
Bambi II…He’s Back and He’s Horny!
Jean Andrews, Tucson
Two More Weddings, Three Divorces and a Bris
Joe Grossman, Niwot, CO
It’s a Madder, Madder, Madder Madder World
William McNeil, Oakland, CA
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Meet Heather & Jayden & Chloe & Brody
Tom E. Morgan, Charleston, WV
Pirates of the Caribbean Meat Seal Team 6
Angela James, Westminster, MD
Groundhog Day Revisited
Jean Fowley, Hoboken, NJ
Never Say Never Again Again
Bob Poole, Rancho Santa Fe, CA
The Jane Austen Fight Club
Ransom Winder, Hanover, MD
Thelma & Louise: The Rest of the Plummet
Rob James, San Francisco
Meet the In-laws: The Graduate 2
Eric Andersen, Fountain Valley, CA
It’s a Wonderful Life After Death
Phil Markert, Columbia, SC
Some are Mumbling on the Western Front
Miles Klein, Frisco, TX
The Three Facelifts of Eve
Lorelei Valverde, Plainfield, NJ
More About Eve
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA
Dude, Where’s My Minivan?
Joel Foisy, Potsdam, NY
Bathing Miss Daisy
Jeffrey Hutchins, Black Mountain, NC
Rocky: Teeth in a Glass
Bill Hoyt, Baltimore
Top Gun 2: She Fell for the Drone
Jason Blum, Monmouth Junction, NJ
Ishtar 3D: The Liberation of Morocco
Vickie Mallon, Santa Clara, CA
Dial M for Murder: If Calling From a Touch Tone Phone, Please Press 1
Janine Witte, New Hope, PA
I Know What You Did Four Summers Ago
Benji Bergstrand, Bluffton, OH
Friday the 14th
Michael West, Eugene, OR
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