elcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Last week's question: After a fake report of his death spread on Twitter, Jon Bon Jovi posted a picture of himself holding a note reading, "Heaven looks a lot like Jersey." We asked you what another celebrity would write after mistakenly being reported deceased?
THE WINNER: Bill Clinton: "Don't tell Hillary I'm still alive!"
Beth Simon, Oakland, CA
SECOND PLACE: Kim Jong Il: "I saw all of you who weren't wailing…"
Rick Whistler, West Jordan, UT
THIRD PLACE: Charlie Sheen: "Living!"
Alan Parven, Commerce Twp, MI
Ron Paul: "I only LOOK dead."
Chuck Gaston, Lancaster, PA
Newt Gingrich: "Did you really think I'd miss the South Carolina primary?"
L. Vastine Stabler, Birmingham, AL
Sarah Palin: "I can see Purgatory from my house!"
Nadine Lubka, New York, NY
Rick Perry: "The media were talking about my CANDIDACY, not me!"
Janine Witte, New Hope, PA
George W. Bush: "Reports of my death have been greatly mis-under-aggerated."
Cali Preston, Perry Hall, MD
Barack Obama: "St. Peter kept saying something about a death certificate."
Roger Killen, Knoxville, TX
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Told you I'd be back."
Paul Binder, Bellevue, WA
Kim Kardashian: "Fooled you again!"
Lane Willingham, Brentwood, TN
Kim Kardashian: "I'm not dead…I'm getting married!"
Jim Hansford, Columbia, MO
Eric Idle: "I'm not dead yet."
Susan Brown, Sarasota, FL
Rush Limbaugh: "I cannot die until everyone agrees with me."
Jeff Ocock, Palatine, IL
Elton John: "I'm still standing."
Alison Larkin, Palm Coast, FL
Keith Richards: "Seriously, folks, do I look dead to you?"
Arn Ghigliazza, Santa Cruz, CA
Lindsay Lohan: "This week I really do have a legitimate excuse for missing my community service."
Nan Tecotzky, New York, NY
Lindsay Lohan: "Heaven looks a lot like jail."
Dixie Banta, Spokane, WA
Barack Obama: "Hell looks a lot like Washington D.C."
Jack Miller, Venice, FL
David Letterman: "Don't confuse me with Leno."
Don Basham, Louisville, KY
Dick Cheney: "I'm good – check my hunting partner!"
Jack L. Abels, Circleville, OH
Pat Robertson: "Actually, I WAS dead. Here I am already resurrected."
Jeffrey Hutchins, Black Mountain, NC
Donald Trump: "Grim Reaper – You're Fired!"
Kevin Carr, Veazie, ME
Robert Pattinson: "It's undead, actually."
John Besnard, Irvine, CA
Chuck Norris: "Someone mistakenly thought I was mortal."
Michael Bahm, Lebanon, OH
Bruce Springsteen: "Is that Bon Jovi over there?"
Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, CA
Ashton Kutcher: "Everyone just got punk'd!"
Erin Brozovich, Alexandria, VA
Jesus: "See you after Easter."
Gail White, Fresh Meadows, NY
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