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The Week contest - Alpha Pills
Please come up with the name of a daily testosterone pill that would appeal to "alpha-male" Wall Street traders, and anyone who craves a more dominant personality.
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elcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for the results of the previous contest: Altered books

Last week's question: A growing number of Wall Street traders and executives are receiving testosterone treatments in hopes of becoming more aggressive, risk-taking "alpha males." We asked you to come up with the name of a daily testosterone pill that would appeal to these Masters of the Universe, and anyone who craves a more dominant personality.

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Penisillin
Cali Preston, Perry Hall, MD

SECOND PLACE: Gekko Biloba
Sarah Najarian, New York, NY 

THIRD PLACE: One Percentrum
Manny Kaplan, St Louis Park, MN 


HONORABLE MENTIONS 

Bad-Asspirin
Amy Torchinsky, Greensboro, NC

Moxycontin
Kristin Borsenik, Northville, MI

Bullshot
John Walsh, Mercer Island, WA 

Overcompensation
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

Manbien
Barbara James, Bedford, MA

Dow CoJones
Barbara Arnstein, Whitestone, NY

Atlas Drugged
Kathy El-Assal, Middleton, WI 

Ripitor
Bertha Goodman, Far Rockaway, NY

Goldman Sex
Susan Dyke, Windsor, CO

Golden Sacs
Pierre DeMatos, Arden, NC

Havitol 
Toby Mechem, Webster Groves, MO

Moneyballs
Bob Ladendorf, Los Angeles, CA

Acetaminajerk
Kristin Borsenik, Northville, MI  

Max Return
Martin Pearson, Hoosick Falls, NY

Rulitol
Chad Steponik, DeKalb, IL

THOR-a-zene
Joanne Parke-Davison, Catonsville, MD

Topbossterone
Chuck Gaston, Lancaster, PA  

Trumposterone
Jim Topper, Turtle Creek, PA

Chock Full o' Nuts
Melissa Zelenovic, Santa Monica, CA

Balzium
Susan McIntosh, Sarasota, FL

U-da-vita-man
Kevin Blackburn , New York, NY

Rambotox
Peter Alexander, Santa Clarita, CA

Beaturchesta
Pete Styczynski, West Chester, OH

Daily Male
Burt Elliott, Aberdeen, SD

Oxycoctail
Mark Zeray, New York, NY

Rising Stock
Elaine Elliott, Aberdeen, SD

One-uppers
Mary Sylla, Kentfield, CA 

Big Shot
Barry Barnes, New Braunfels, TX

Tarzanax
Odysseus Manzi, Burlington, VT

Alpha Selzer
Kol Kaplan, St. Louis Park MN

I'm Number One-a-Day
Liz Jackson, Poestenkill, NY 

Doughgaine
Kat Belk, Raleigh, NC

Ibuprofit
Jhana Wallace, Melrose, MA

Machiavellis
Art Rodia, Woodbury, CT 

Primitive Mist
Stephanie Sarich, Minnetonka, MN

Dowagra
Rich Reif, Placitas, NM 

Addaball
Nancy Morse, Wall, NJ 

Stimulate THAT! 
Jack Speight, Bar Harbor, ME

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