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Mirror Mirror: As bad as it looks?
The film's meandering plot, misfired jokes, and derided Julia Roberts performance have critics counting the days until Snow White and the Huntsman hits theaters
 
Julia Roberts turn as the Evil Queen in "Mirror Mirror" may be the Oscar winner's worst performance ever, critics say.
Julia Roberts turn as the Evil Queen in "Mirror Mirror" may be the Oscar winner's worst performance ever, critics say.
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The cinematic Snow White showdown may turn out to be a one-sided affair. A gothic action version of the classic tale, Snow White and the Huntsman, doesn't arrive until June 1, but the candy-colored family comedy interpretation, Mirror Mirror, hits theaters Friday. If the scathing reviews of the latter are any indication, it's obvious which film will end up being the fairest of them all. Directed by visual wunderkind Tarsem Singh (The Cell) and starring Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen, Armie Hammer as the prince, and Lily Collins as Snow, Mirror Mirror is easily "the year's worst movie," says Ramin Setoodeh at The Daily Beast. (Watch the trailer below.) The plot centers on the newly-of-age Snow White, who ventures outside the castle for the first time and becomes smitten at first sight with the hunky prince. Unfortunately, her evil stepmother already has her eyes on him, and seethes with jealousy. Hinjinx ensue. Is it really as bad as it looks?

It's dreadful: As the Evil Queen, Roberts goes through a beauty ritual in the film involving "bee stings on her lips, a bite from a scorpion, putting burrs between her toes, and smearing her face with bird poop," says Joe Neumaier at New York's Daily News. That's basically "what it's like to sit through the movie," too. The film is entirely devoid of wit, the sets "seem recycled from some high school theater production," and the queen's mirror resembles a "wooden outhouse adrift in a Dali painting." Mirror Mirror aims to be fun, but it's a charmless bore.
"Julia Roberts doesn't rule as the wicked queen in a dopey Mirror, Mirror" 

And a low point for Julia: "If this isn't the single most irritating performance in Roberts' career, I'd be hard-pressed to name what is," says Ty Burr at The Boston Globe. The role couldn't be more poorly-suited for the Oscar-winner, her line-reading is far "too flip [and] too modern" for the fairy tale mood, and she crashes and burns trying to replicate the cartoonishly exaggerated villainy perfected by Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil. Roberts plays one note — sarcasm — in a grating, uneven accent as she relentlessly shrieks about fitting into a corset. "Does the star even know how insulting this role is?"
"Mirror Mirror"

Oh, come on. It's harmless fun: With "cheeky humor [and] an eccentric sensibility," Mirror Mirror is an "enchanting" re-imagination of the Snow White story, says Claudia Puig at USA Today. Collins is refreshing as Snow White — not the "pushover depicted in the Disney film," but an empowered heroine for youthful audiences to admire. And while a few of the zingers are duds, a scene in which the queen uses a love potion to turn the prince (played gamely by Hammer) into a lovesick puppy is sidesplittingly funny.
"Don't be bashful: Mirror Mirror is happy"

 

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