If you remove your hat to show respect, you're practicing hat-honor. The term was "used by the early Friends or Quakers, who refused to pay this token of respect." Along those same lines, to be unbonneted means to be without a bonnet but also "making no obeisance" or gesture of deference or honor.
Need to buy a hat? Visit a milliner, one who "makes, trims, designs, or sells hats." The word probably comes from the city Milan, once "the source of goods such as bonnets and lace." Or frequent a haberdasher, a seller of hats, men's furnishings, or "sewing notions and small wares." The word haberdasher may come from the Anglo-Norman hapertas, "petty wares."
Now to the starting line: Which came first, derby the hat or derby the race? The race did, according to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). The annual horse race was founded in 1780 by the 12th Earl of Derby. The hat may have been named for the race "where this type of hat was worn." The derby is also known as a bowler, named for the hat's shape. Similar is the billycock, perhaps an alteration of bullycocked, "cocked in the fashion of a swashbuckler."
Picture-hats are the type favored at the Run for the Roses. Wide-brimmed and elaborately decorated, picture-hats were originally "supposed to be made in imitation of one shown in some striking portrait," hence the name. They were also known a gainsborough hats as these "striking portraits" were often done by English painter Thomas Gainsborough.
Kiss-me-quick! A command, yes, but also "a small becoming bonnet fashionable about the middle of the nineteenth century," or "a lady's cap with ribbons that tied under the chin on one side with 'kissing-strings'." Kiss-me-quick was also "a name given to various things of a presumably coquettish or attractive nature." Another kind of bonnet, the bongrace, was also a "shade formerly worn by women on the front of a bonnet to protect the complexion from the sun."
The cloche, a favorite among flappers, is a "close-fitting woman's hat with a bell-like shape." Cloche comes from an Old French word meaning "bell," and originally referred to a bell-shaped cover "used chiefly to protect plants from frost." The pillbox, popularized by Jackie Kennedy, is pillbox-shaped with its "upright sides and a flat crown." And we can only guess that the porkpie hatlooks like a porkpie.
The Dolly Varden, large and "overloaded with flowers," is named for a character "known for her colorful costume in the novel Barnaby Rudge by Charles Dickens." Dolly Varden also refers to "a woman's gown of gay-flowered material," as well as "a colorfully spotted trout." The hipster-topping fedora comes from a 19th century French play titled. "Fédora," in which "the heroine, Fédora Romanoff, wore a center-creased, soft brimmed hat."
The shady sombrero comes from the Spanish sombrar, "to shade," while the fascinator, a woman's "head decorator", both "delicate" and "often frivolous," is designed to fascinate. The fascinator made headlines in 2011 with its often fabulous appearance at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The word fascinate ultimately comes from the Latin fascinum, "an evil spell."
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