- Watch this March 11
Already going through True Detective withdrawal? Though we still don't know which actors will take over for Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in season two, last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live has a pitch: True Detective 2, starring Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen.
The clip features the two would-be detectives investigating the considerably lower-stakes crime of a defaced frog mural — and their character archetypes seem very familiar. "Seth had a way of using ten-dollar words," says a drawling Kimmel. "He liked to hear himself talk — even though I'm pretty sure he had no idea what he was saying." Watch below and see if you can decipher. --Scott Meslow
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