adonna’s steamy romance with a Brazilian male model is a sham, says Britain’s Daily Mirror. The 50-year-old singer and Jesus Luz, 22, have a raunchy photo spread in this month’s W magazine and have been publicly canoodling around New York. But insiders tell the newspaper that the recently divorced Madonna is staging the “relationship” for reasons of vanity. “Despite her advancing years, she looks like she’s still got what it takes to pull a 22-year-old,” says a source, “and Jesus is getting a boost of publicity as well. Everyone’s a winner.”
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