Click here for results of last week's contest: Decade Name

Results: We asked you to come up with a headline we will NOT see in 2010 and you unfurled:

FIRST PRIZE: Bipartisan Agreement on Budget Windfall
Sherry Roth, Covington, KY

SECOND PRIZE: We Won! Soldiers Coming Home in the Spring
Irene Minerick, Bandon, OR

THIRD PRIZE: Americans Demand Higher Bonuses for AIG Execs
Cathy Curtis, Finksburg, MD


Psychic Wins Lottery Jackpot!
Patrick Seifer, Hamilton, OH

Hollywood Celebs Flock to GOP Senate Fundraiser
S. Grossi, Brooklyn

Tonight Show to Co-Star Leno, O’Brien
Justin Epstein, San Francisco

Osama bin Laden Implores, “Can’t We All Just Get Along?”
Nancy House, Nashville

Jon & Kate Plus Nine!
Michelle Lombardo, Stamford, CT (first of similar entries)

Porn Industry Declares Bankruptcy
Miles Klein, Frisco, TX

Guilt-Wracked Bankers Fund Social Safety Net with Bonuses
Jane Malcolm, Houston

Ahmadinejad Spends Day at Holocaust Museum
Michael Foltz, Tucson, AZ

Wholesome Family Sitcom a Major Ratings Hit
Maureen McKinney, Ivyland, PA

Tiger Woods: “Yep. I’m Gay.”
Mike Murray, Flushing, NY

Fed Recoups TARP Money, Returns to Taxpayers with Interest
Susan MacKenzie, Vienna, VA

Airports Report Decrease in Wait Time
Michael D’Amato, Edison, NJ

Aliens Land, Declare Human Experiment a Huge Success!
Daisy Michael, Westminster, MD