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Results: Oh, was that bulging garbage bag in my recliner with the Post-It note with my name on it for ME to take out? In light of the discovery of “Hair Blindness,” a supposedly real condition that causes men to notice a woman’s face but not her new haircut, we asked you for the next disorder that conveniently gets men off the hook for their behavior. Thus, in addition to a lot of sad cases of Selective Hearing Loss (usually of higher pitched voices), we heard from many of you about tragically untreatable Anniversamensia, a.k.a. Anniverpsychosis, Anniversile Dysfunction, SDL (Significant Date Lapse), Special Occasionitis and…
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