11 ridiculous things the media has already compared the 2016 presidential candidates to
This is what campaign coverage looks like in 2015
How do you make Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio more interesting to American voters? Many a writer has surely sat before a computer, scratching her head over such a conundrum. But only a special few have thought, "Ah-ha! By comparing them to cheese!"
Election Day 2016 is still 15 months away, but many members of the click-hungry media already appear to be so bored with the 2016 candidates that they're day-dreaming about a fantastical universe in which these would-be leaders of the free world are vastly more interesting things — you know, like cartoon characters, or soccer teams, or dairy products.
Hang in there, everyone. It's going to be a long slog to November '16.
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1. What if the 2016 candidates were... an English Premier League team?
2. What if the 2016 candidates were... high school seniors?
3. What if the 2016 candidates were... superheroes?
4. What if the 2016 candidates were... SEC football teams?
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5. What if the 2016 candidates were... Game of Thrones characters?
6. What if the 2016 candidates were... cartoon characters?
7. What if the 2016 candidates were... BFFs with NFL coaches?
8. What if the 2016 candidates were... Nickelodeon characters?
9. What if the 2016 candidates were... animals?
10. What if the 2016 candidates were... pro wrestlers?
11. What if the 2016 candidates were... cheese?
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Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.
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