I gave birth and I didn't even get a good story out of it

Parental bragging rights begin with a jaw-dropping birth story

New parents.
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When Seth Meyers told the dramatic tale of his second son's birth last week — his wife Alexi Ashe delivered in the lobby of their NYC apartment building — I felt the required levels of awe and "aww!" Plus, if I'm honest, some background level envy. Because my two kids' births, while they were a pretty big deal for me and my husband, didn't really give us much material. I mean, we were in shock that we'd produced a person and could barely form words, but our birthing stories were a snooze-fest — a calm sea of epidurals, averages, and, "Yep, that's what the book said would happen."

While I'm extremely grateful that nothing much went wrong, part of me thinks a romping great twist would have been cool. Nothing medical, mind you. And not, "Uh-oh, two heads!" or, "Is that a human foot?" But, oh — to give birth in the bustling lobby of your building while the fire department looks on and then, to top it off, one of New York's bravest cuts the cord. Now THAT'S a great icebreaker.

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Ruth Margolis
Ruth ​Margolis is a British ​journalist living in the U.S. Her work has appeared in ​The Guardian, ​The ​Daily Telegraph and BBCAmerica.com.