Read an etiquette book, you filthy animal

What the world needs now is manners

An old-fashioned couple.
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Dressed in your finest ballgown or tux, you sit down at an elaborately set table, an array of utensils spread out in front of you.

You take a seat, and a waiter soon appears, placing a plate in front of you for the salad course. Quick, which fork do you use?

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Catherine Garcia, The Week US

Catherine Garcia is night editor for TheWeek.com. Her writing and reporting has appeared in Entertainment Weekly and EW.com, The New York Times, The Book of Jezebel, and other publications. A Southern California native, Catherine is a graduate of the University of Redlands and the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.