Good week for:
Rest and relaxation, after President Trump, who repeatedly lambasted Barack Obama for playing golf while president, played six rounds of golf in Florida during his first month in office. His staff taped up a window with black plastic to prevent reporters from seeing Trump on the course.
Rave reviews, after a modest roadside café in central France was inundated with new customers after mistakenly being awarded a coveted Michelin star intended for an expensive restaurant of the same name. “I put my heart into my cooking,” said the delighted chef of the “wrong” Le Bouche à Oreille.
Ivanka Trump, whose signature perfume became the top-selling fragrance on Amazon.com, as Trump supporters responded to a boycott of her products by Trump critics.