Good week for:
The 2020 race, after Oprah Winfrey said she was thinking of running for president. Until Donald Trump ran and won, Winfrey said, she didn’t think she was qualified. “Now I’m thinking, ‘Oh! Oh!’”
Fast-food nuptials, after Taco Bell announced plans to host wedding ceremonies at its 24-hour Las Vegas restaurant. The $600 package includes a branded garter belt and bow tie, and the newlyweds “can come in and order a wedding right off our menu,” the company said.
Barack and Michelle Obama, who sold their forthcoming, separate memoirs to Penguin Random House for a combined price of $65 million—the highest advance on record.