The Week Contest
This week’s question: Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz took more than 500 tons of luggage on a trip to Indonesia, including two limousines and a pair of specialty escalators. If someone were to set up a shipping firm catering solely to monarchs and billionaires, what could it be called?
Last week’s contest: The Oscars Best Picture debacle—in which La La Land was wrongly announced as the winner, instead of Moonlight—may have happened because the accounting executive responsible for handing out the winning envelopes was busy tweeting. How could a classic movie be renamed to reflect this embarrassing mix-up?
THE WINNER: “Fatal Distraction”
Ken Kellam, Dallas
SECOND PLACE: “Citizen Vain”
Alicia Trider, Chico, Calif.
THIRD PLACE: “Gone With the Win”
James Hausberg, Los Angeles
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest @ theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Big luggage” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, March 14. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, March 17. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one ACROSSreceived gets credit.
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.