Bad week for:
Being haunted, after researchers at the University of Michigan found that 80 percent of college students experience “phantom buzzing” on their cell phones, prompting them to check their devices even though no one is calling or texting.
Token memories, after the makers of Monopoly announced they were replacing the top hat, wheelbarrow, and thimble tokens with a T. rex, penguin, and rubber ducky, following an international poll. “The next generation of tokens clearly represents the interests of our fans around the world,” said the company president.
Hiring American, after Eric Trump’s Trump Winery applied for permission to hire 29 more foreign workers to plant vines and pick grapes for $10.72 an hour at its Virginia plantation. “It’s difficult to find people,” an attorney for the winery explained.