Good week for:
Cross-dressing, after boys at England’s Isca Academy put on girls’ uniform skirts to protest the school’s ban on wearing shorts even in soaring temperatures. One student said he appreciated the “nice breeze” he felt from the skirt.
Rebranding, after a Texas judge granted Ernesto Baeza Acosta’s request to legally change his name to Ernesto Trump. The newest Trump, who is the son of illegal immigrants, now calls himself the “undeportable one” and says he’s hoping for some “father-son time” with the president.
Sleeping in, after a U.K. survey found that people who show up to work hung over don’t function productively, make more mistakes, and do more damage than if they’d simply stayed home.