Good week for:
The sincerest form of flattery, after New York plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe said that over the past year, about 50 women paid up to $50,000 each for procedures that would make them look like Ivanka Trump. The “Permanent Ivanka” includes widened cheekbones, a slender nose, and large eyes.
Shaving your head, after University of Pennsylvania researchers found that men with totally bald pates are seen as more dominant and confident than men with hair, though less attractive.
Gun shows, after President Trump said he is considering holding a large military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4 that will “top” France’s Bastille Day parade. “As we build up our military,” Trump said, “we’re going to display our military.”