It must be true... I read it in the tabloids
▪ A suspect on the run from Massachusetts police tried to escape his pursuers by ducking into a business and applying for a job. Jose Jimenez, 26, had allegedly run over a trooper’s foot during a traffic stop and was fleeing police when he ditched his car iay the least,” said Moran.
▪ A British puppy had to be rescued by firefighters after he got his head stuck inside a cookie jar. Buddy, a pug-Chihuahua cross, sniffed crumbs at the bottom of the glass container and tried licking them when his head became wedged fast. His owner tried to slide Buddeing able to see Buddy’s doleful expression through the glass.”
▪ An Arizona man was rushed to the hospital after a rattlesnake that he’d hoped to grill sprang up and bit him on the face. Victor Pratt, 48, was hosting a barbecue when he picked up a snake slithering through his yard, intending to show friends how to cookkes no more.”