Bad week for:
Hiding behind anti-Semitism, after Alabama residents reported receiving robo-calls from a “Bernie Bernstein,” supposedly a reporter at The Washington Post, offering money to women willing to make “damaging remarks about candidate Roy Moore.” Bernstein does not exist, and his methods, said Post executive editor Marty Baron, “bear no relationship to reality.”
Holy smokes, after Pope Francis banned the sale of cigarettes at all shops in the Vatican. The stores can still sell cigars, said spokesman Greg Burke, because “the smoke is not inhaled.”
Doffing, after a Colorado man in court on drug charges removed his cowboy hat out of respect for the judge, causing a small package of alleged cocaine to fall from his hatband.