It must be true… I read it in the tabloids
▪ An Egyptian woman is seeking a divorce two weeks into her marriage because her husband won’t stop doing the housework. The 28-year-old newlywed, Samar M., says her spouse spends almost all his time at home cleaning, washing and ironing clothes, and rearranging items in the fridge. She claims that when she asked him to stop, he told her that if she lived in his house she had to abide by his rules. “My husband is a housewife,” Samar said, “and I can no longer handle his actions.”
▪ A Florida man is being threatened with eviction from his condo unless he gets rid of his emotional support squirrel. Ryan Boylan, 40, rescued Brutis the squirrel last year after Hurricane Matthew and soon discovered that the rodent helped ease his anxiety,” he said, “how any animal that weighs less than 2 pounds can harm anyone.”
▪ Police in Kansas had to end an interrogation after the suspect repeatedly and violently broke wind during questioning. Sean Sykes, 24, was pulled in by police after he was found in a car with a backpack containing drugs and two handguns. The interviewing detectid drug and firearms offenses.