The Week Contest
This week’s question: A British senior citizen is suffering from an unusual condition that causes him to hear “God Save the Queen” playing continuously in his head. Please come up with a suitable medical name for this intensely patriotic syndrome.
Last week’s contest: Great-grandfather Mick Jagger, 74, has a new girlfriend, 23-year-old film producer Noor Alfallah. If the Rolling Stones were to release a song about Jagger’s dogged pursuit of intergenerational love, what should it be called?
THE WINNER: “Sympathy for the Millennial” Kathy Eckmann, Roscoe, Ill.
SECOND PLACE: “Shufflin’ Jack Flash” Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.
THIRD PLACE: “Let’s Spend the Early Bird Together” John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to email@example.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Endless anthem” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Nov. 21. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Nov. 24. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.