The Week Contest
This week’s question: The Russian ambassador to the U.S. has complained that no one in Washington—including House majority and minority leaders and Vice President Mike Pence—is willing to meet and talk with him. If Ambassador Anatoly Antonov were to write a memoir about his lonely life in D.C., what title could he give it?
Last week’s contest: Former Vice President Joe Biden recently claimed that if he and President Trump were still in high school, he would have “beat the hell out of him” for disrespecting women; Trump retorted that Biden would “go down hard and fast” in any fight. If Hollywood were to make a boxing movie about two septuagenarian politicians, what would the film be called?
THE WINNER: “Aging Bulls”
Laurel Wroten, Petaluma, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: “The Thrilla of the Over-the-Hilla”
Wayne Harris, Madison, Wis.
THIRD PLACE: “Rocky LXXI”
Rich Greene, Novato, Calif.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to email@example.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Lonely Russian” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, April 17. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, April 20. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.