The Week Contest
This week’s question: A Colorado man who previously had been mauled by a bear and bitten by a rattlesnake has survived his third wildlife encounter—a shark attack in Hawaii. If Dylan McWilliams were to write a memoir about his wildlife experiences, what title could he give the book?
Last week’s contest: A New York man rushed to the hospital with agonizing headaches after he scarfed a super-spicy Carolina Reaper chile pepper during a pepper-eating contest. Please come up with a medical term for the misery caused by eating overly incendiary food.
THE WINNER: Jalapaiño Drew Fagan, Gualala, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: Fire-arrhea Stuart Antrim, Cleveland, Ga.
THIRD PLACE: Hellitosis Greg Martin, La Crescenta, Calif.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to email@example.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Animal man” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, May 1. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, May 4. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.