The Week Contest
This week’s question: A tanker truck carrying 12 tons of liquid chocolate overturned and spilled its load across a Polish highway last week, snarling six lanes of traffic and creating headaches for cleanup crews. If a confectioner were to scrape clean the blacktop and sell the spilled chocolate, what appetizing brand name could it give the recovered candy?
Last week’s contest: Kanye West was denounced by many of his fans after he called President Trump a “brother” who shares his “dragon energy,” and was spotted wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat signed by the president. If West were to release a new rap song about his defiant love for the president, what title could he give the track?
THE WINNER: “Gold Hair Digger” —Lonny Frye, Boulder
SECOND PLACE: “In Da Mar-a-Lago Club” Amy Pal, Mountain View, Calif.
THIRD PLACE: “He Ain’t Hillary, He’s My Brother” Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, N.C.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to email@example.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Road candy” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, May 22. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, May 25. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.