This week’s question: Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills Esq., an expert on the royal family with a posh English accent, has been outed as Tommy Muscatello from upstate New York. If Muscatello, who says he “identifies” as British and is now “who I am supposed to be” were to write a book about his transformation, what should it be titled?
Last week’s contest: President Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un agreed to meet in Singapore, after the tyrant sent the president a “very nice” letter. If Broadway were to stage a musical about the meeting between the two flamboyant and mercurial leaders, what would it be called?
THE WINNER: “Less Miserable (Than an Actual War)” Greg Martin, La Crescenta, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: “My Fair Dictator” Ruth Kolp, Bettendorf, Iowa
THIRD PLACE: “(Bad) Hair” Dabney Moore, Pebble Beach, Calif.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Fake Brit” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, June 19. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, June 22. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.