The Week contest
This week’s question: A totally naked New Hampshire man who was arrested in a “yoga-like pose” at a New Hampshire gym told police that he had believed the gym’s slogan that it’s a “Judgement Free Zone.” If a fitness company were to launch a chain of gyms where people could exercise freely in the buff, what name could it give the business?
Last week’s contest: Scientists in Germany have discovered that wearing a tightly secured necktie can reduce the flow of blood to the brain by some 7.5 percent, potentially diminishing the wearer’s brain function. Please come up with a medical term to describe the condition men may suffer from wearing a too-tight collar and tie to the office.
THE WINNER: Ascotphyxiation Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh
SECOND PLACE: Tie-poxia Corey French, Carmel, Ind.
THIRD PLACE: Windsor Half-Wit Dallas Lea, Niskayuna, N.Y.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest @theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Naked gym” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Aug. 7. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Aug. 10. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.