Everything I learned about space — how you cry, eat, sleep, vomit, wash, exercise, and more — I learned from Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield. During his missions aboard the International Space Station, Hadfield created a bevy of short Q&A-style videos that showed the topsy-turvey life of an astronaut millions of miles above Earth.
In 2013, Hadfield, who is now retired, published a memoir, An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth, which serves up equally charismatic lessons about being a good astronaut and Earth-bound human. Adam Savage, who reviewed the book in The Wall Street Journal writes:
Equally autobiographical and instructional, the book goes gleefully against the grain of most "success" books. His perspective is reflected in counterintuitive chapter titles like "Sweat the Small Stuff," where he argues that seemingly unimportant details may loom large in an emergency and thus require our consideration beforehand. In "The Power of Negative Thinking," he says that the normal day of astronauts in training involves having countless meetings about what they got wrong—an approach, he explains, that saves lives. [The Wall Street Journal]
Now, that delightfully unique perspective will be turned into a multi-camera comedy of the same name on ABC. Creators Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, from Fox's recently canceled Surviving Jack, have been given a pilot production commitment by the network. The show, according to Deadline, is "a family comedy about an astronaut who is back from space and finds that re-entering domestic life might be the hardest mission he's ever faced."
I think we can excuse that painfully cheesy description for the moment and put our faith in the fact that Hadfield will serve as a consulting producer.
Check out just one of Hadfield's many YouTube videos below, or go to the Canadian Space Agency channel for more. --Lauren Hansen
Evan Bayh missed 75 percent of his Armed Services Committee meetings, including on day of Iraq invasion
Former Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Ind.) missed over 75 percent of his Senate Armed Services Committee hearings while he was a member between 2003 and 2011, BuzzFeed News reports. Bayh recently came out of political retirement to run for the Senate seat against Rep. Todd Young (R-Ind.) following the retirement of Republican Sen. Dan Coats.
While Bayh remains slightly ahead in the polls, his participation, or lack thereof, in the Armed Service Committee presents ample fodder for his opponents. As indicated by attendance data, Bayh only attended five of the 24 Armed Services hearings between Jan. 1, 2003 and April 9, 2003, in the thicket of the Iraq invasion.
Even more concerning is the fact that on the morning of the Iraq invasion, Bayh did not attend the committee's 9:45 a.m. hearing, which concerned that year's defense authorization bill, including a testimony from the Energy Secretary on the department's atomic energy defenses. But Bayh did manage to attend an "informal breakfast" held by the Investment Company Institute that morning.
Bayh also apparently missed other hearings around that same time to attend receptions and go to Vail, Colorado with his wife to attend fundraisers and a charity event. A GOP operative who spoke with BuzzFeed News said the absences proved Bayh's "cavalier approach … to sending us into a decade-long war."
In response to the accusations, Bayh's spokesman Ben Ray said that "the documents being provided to press by a political opponent of Evan's in the final days before an election are at best incomplete and not reliable sources of information on how his time was spent." Ray added, [Bayh's] opponent, Congressman Young, either didn't show or didn’t speak at more than 80 percent of his Armed Services hearings." Jeva Lange
Many Secret Service officials have not been paid overtime in months due to a combination of the intense presidential campaign and a cap on federal income, BuzzFeed News reports:
When overtime payments drive an agent's aggregate income for the year past the federal limit of $160,300 — no matter how early — the agent no longer earns paid overtime, even as they regularly clock in long past the 50-hour work week, traveling around the clock with the candidates, their families, the Obamas, the Bidens, and the press.
Ask any agent on the campaign trail when they "maxed out" during the course of the year — or hit the federal salary cap — and they will be ready with an answer: May, April, March, or for some of the most senior agents in the field, even earlier. The result? Hundreds of agents working months of overtime for which they will never be paid. [BuzzFeed News]
Adding to the strain is the fact that a hiring freeze from a couple years ago has resulted in a smaller pool of active agents in the field to draw from. Also, this election year is more demanding than most, with the president and vice president both frequenting the campaign trail, in addition to the fact that other, routine events like the Democratic and Republican conventions required extra security, as well as the United Nations General Assembly.
Of 3,300 active Secret Service agents, nearly a third have or will go over the federal pay cap, BuzzFeed News reports. Nearly all of them have worked to some extent on the election, and most of their work has demanded daily overtime. "It's been an incredible sacrifice," Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy, who has no control over the federal cap, said. Jeva Lange
Hillary Clinton is turning 69 today, and it's pretty clear she is enjoying every minute of it:
Clinton also got a mariachi happy birthday and an elaborate cake pic.twitter.com/kO4tIkcnY8
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) October 25, 2016
Surprise! Happy Birthday HRC!! pic.twitter.com/U2H7XUUltc
— Nick Merrill (@NickMerrill) October 26, 2016
— Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) October 26, 2016
Two thumbs up from Hillary Clinton when asked about Stevie Wonder's performance at her birthday fundraiser last night pic.twitter.com/Joy5oy0Rou
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) October 25, 2016
Clinton even went ahead and wished herself happy birthday:
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016
In celebration of the big six-nine, Clinton's campaign released a timeline of Clinton's entire life, so supporters can find out what the candidate was up to the year they were born (if you're older than 69, though, you're of course out of luck). Check it out here. Jeva Lange
In the future, we might not watch TV on screens. It might be all in our heads.
That, at least, is the theory held by Reed Hastings, the CEO of Netflix, The Telegraph reports. Hastings warned audiences at a Wall Street Journal event earlier this week that technology and entertainment have a funny way of making the mediums that came before go bust — for example, how cinema and TV have made "the opera and the novel" less appealing to consumers. Streaming, he said, could face the same fate.
"In 20 or 50 years, taking a personalized blue pill you just hallucinate in an entertaining way and then a white pill brings you back to normality is perfectly viable," Hastings said. "And if the source of human entertainment in 30 or 50 years is pharmacological, we'll be in real trouble."
Other tech billionaires, like Elon Musk and Sam Altman, think we're already living in a simulated universe. Life itself, they have alleged, could be one giant drug-induced hallucination, like it is in The Matrix. Jeva Lange
Donald Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway wants to know where the outrage was when Hillary Clinton took time off the campaign trail to go to an Adele concert. While defending Trump's Wednesday morning stop at his hotel opening in Washington, D.C., Conway argued that his "pit stop" there 13 days ahead of Election Day just really "shows Americans the tangible accomplishments of Donald Trump." "He's somebody who builds things. He's somebody who fixes things," Conway said in an interview with NBC's Today show Wednesday morning. She added: "And you know, respectfully, Hillary Clinton has time to go to an Adele concert and everybody thinks that's really cool."
And, Conway pointed out, Clinton has diverted her attention from the campaign for more than just some soulful tunes. "Hillary Clinton took five days off to prepare for one debate and everybody looked at that as some kind of noble exercise, with 23 days to go. Nobody covered that as: Where is she? Why doesn't she campaign much? What is she doing? Where is she hiding?" Conway said.
It's hard to imagine anyone would've been upset if Trump had done the same prep work. Watch Conway defend her candidate, below. Becca Stanek
Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star has been wrangled behind a wall, muted, stomped, and flipped off, but with two weeks left to go before the presidential election, a vandal decided to take a drastic next step.
A man dressed as a city construction worker pulverized the star with a sledgehammer around 5:45 a.m. PT Wednesday. The culprit, Jamie Otis, said he had wanted to actually remove the star to auction it off as a means of raising money for the women who have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault, Deadline reports. Trump has threatened to sue his accusers.
Otis failed, to say the least. The star ended up smashed into pieces but couldn't be removed:
— Andee (@andeew2016) October 26, 2016
Trump was awarded the star in 2007 for his work on The Apprentice. Jeva Lange
Former Mafia wife Victoria Gotti claims she would have cut her husband's throat if he'd talked like Trump
Victoria Gotti may be the daughter and former wife of Gambino Mafia bosses, but she said even they didn't talk about women the way Donald Trump has. "I was married to the #1 gangster and would have cut his throat if he ever said such a foul thing to me," Gotti told a pen pal at The Daily Beast, referring to the Access Hollywood tapes in which Trump brags about kissing and groping women.
Gotti, who was also a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice in 2012, added that she considers Trump a "spoiled, rich brat" and "an embarrassment to the country." On Facebook, Gotti added she was "hoping you women out there who have any ‘class or dignity’ remember what this ‘crude obnoxious megalomaniacal mutt’ really thinks about women." Jeva Lange