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why is this a thing?
August 7, 2014
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Some parents choose a baby name to honor a loved one, or because they like the meaning behind it. Others turn to a random website that suggests you name your kid after whatever website domains are still available, so you can screw your child up before even leaving the hospital.

Awesome Baby Name works like this: type in the baby's last name, and mark whether it's a boy, girl, or "whatever." Awesome Baby Name then trawls the internet to find what domain names are left; if your last name is something common like Jones or Lee, forget about it, your kid's going to be named Xyz or Zangela. The first 10 domain names that pop up are free, but to get 100 more it costs $3 (on sale from $9!). It's unclear just why a tiny person with no control over their bodily functions needs their own website, but Awesome Baby Name wants you to know that "domains go very quickly, so we recommend you get it as soon as possible."

The website says that at least 5,300 parents have used its services since it launched on Monday. I'm sorry, future Kasen Smith of KasenSmith.com (yep, that one's still available!). Maybe one day you can turn your site into a blog about how it feels to know your parents have iffy judgement. Catherine Garcia

Grexit Watch
6:38 a.m. ET
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Eurozone leaders gathered in Brussels on Tuesday to decide how to respond to a Greek referendum that overwhelmingly rejected austerity on Sunday. With the country's banks expected to run out of cash over the next few days, there are signs that the Greek government is preparing a more conciliatory bailout proposal. European leaders are reportedly divided, with Germany advocating a hardline approach to Greece's debt and France pushing for reconciliation. "The French government will do everything to keep Greece in the eurozone," French Prime Minister Manuel Valls said. Read more at The Washington Post. Nico Lauricella

This just in
1:43 a.m. ET

One person was killed and four others injured after ice caves in Washington's Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest partly collapsed on Monday.

Authorities say it was the second day in a row that the ice caves collapsed; no one was hurt during Sunday's incident. The Big Four Ice Caves can only be reached via a narrow, 26-mile road, NBC News reports, and the main cave is almost 100 feet deep and 25 feet wide, making it a popular hiking destination. Authorities say the caves are dangerous, especially when temperatures rise and they fall apart. Washington is experiencing a heat wave, and on Monday, temperatures in the area reached 80 degrees.

Three of the injured were brought to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, with the two male patients suffering from head lacerations and leg and pelvis fractures, a spokeswoman for the hospital said. A 25-year-old man is in critical condition, while a 35-year-old man is in serious condition. A female patient, 35, is in satisfactory condition. Catherine Garcia

sports
1:14 a.m. ET
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After missing a deadline to pay a $200,000 sanctioning fee, the World Boxing Organization stripped Floyd Mayweather of the welterweight world title he won after defeating Manny Pacquiao in May.

The WBO requires that boxers pay 3 percent of their purse to fight for a world title, up to a maximum of $200,000, AFP reports. Mayweather earned a reported $220 million from the fight against Pacquiao. Another WBO rule prohibits champions to hold belts in other weight divisions; Mayweather is currently the WBC and WBA champion at junior middleweight and welterweight.

In a statement, the WBO said it has received "no response" from Mayweather or his legal representatives, and is "allowed no other alternative but to cease to recognize" Mayweather as the WBO Welterweight Champion of the World. The WBO is expected to name American Timothy Bradley, who beat fellow American Jessie Vargas for the WBO interim welterweight belt on June 27, the new champion. Catherine Garcia

can i get an amen?
12:50 a.m. ET

For those who find Facebook too worldly, there's now Facegloria.

Evangelical Christians in Brazil launched the social media site in June, and it already boasts 100,000 members, the BBC reports. On Facegloria, swearing and erotic content are banned, and instead of "liking" something, you click the "Amen" button. Also, don't expect to see any profile pictures with rainbow filters — gay material is forbidden. "On Facebook, you see a lot of violence and pornography," web designer Atilla Barros told AFP. "That's why we thought of creating a network where we could talk about God, love, and to spread His word."

There's a similar site for Muslims called Ummaland, which launched in 2013 and has 329,000 members. It offers "extended privacy settings" for women and shares Islamic inspirational quotes every day. Facegloria is only in Portuguese at the moment, but the company is hoping to soon be available everywhere. "Our network is global," Acir dos Santos, an investor in Facegloria, said. "We have bought the Faceglory domain in English and in all possible languages. We want to take on Facebook and Twitter here and everywhere." Catherine Garcia

Bill Cosby
12:02 a.m. ET
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Lawyers representing some of the women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual misconduct are speaking out, following Monday's release of a deposition in which the comedian admits that he acquired quaaludes and intended to give them to women he wanted to have sex with.

The previously sealed testimony was from a 2005 deposition, and was part of a lawsuit filed by a former Temple University employee against Cosby. More than two dozen women have accused him of sexual misconduct, including several who say he drugged and raped them. Attorney Gloria Allred said she would like to use the testimony in other cases against Cosby. "This confirms the allegations of numerous victims who have alleged that he had used drugs to sexually assault them," she told The Associated Press. She added, "The admission is one that Mr. Cosby has attempted to hide from the public for many years and we are very gratified that it is now being made public."

Model Janice Dickinson said that Cosby raped her in 1982, and filed a defamation suit in May after his lawyers denied the accusation. In a statement, her attorney, Lisa Bloom, said "now we know why" Cosby did not show up at a deposition for her lawsuit. "How dare he publicly vilify Ms. Dickinson and accuse her of lying when she tells a very similar story," she said. "It is time for Mr. Cosby to stop hiding behind his attorneys and publicists and to publicly apologize to Ms. Dickinson and the 46 other women who have publicly accused him of sexual assault." Cosby has never been criminally charged. Catherine Garcia

global matters
July 6, 2015
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In its final report on the millennium development goals (MDGs), the UN states that while some achievements have been made — primarily bringing more than one billion people out of extreme poverty — several other targets were not met.

The UN set a 15-year agenda to meet eight goals related to poverty, education, gender equality, child mortality, maternal health, disease, the environment, and global partnership. "The MDGs helped to lift more than one billion people out of extreme poverty, to make inroads against hunger, to enable more girls to attend school than ever before, and to protect our planet," UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said. "Yet for all the remarkable gains, I am keenly aware that inequalities persist and that progress has been uneven."

The goal of achieving universal primary education was missed (the rate rose from 83 percent in 2000 to 91 percent in 2015), as was the child mortality rate (it dropped by more than 50 percent, with the MDG goal being a decline of two-thirds). The goal of stopping the spread of HIV/AIDS by 2015 has not been met, and 663 million people still do not have access to improved drinking water. Ban said that when it comes time to set the agenda for the next 15 years, they will look at the successes and failures of the MDGs. "We need to tackle root causes and do more to integrate the economic, social, and environmental dimensions of sustainable development," he said. Catherine Garcia

the canadian version of 'up'
July 6, 2015

It would have been cheaper to just put up a billboard: A Calgary man is facing criminal charges after he attached 110 balloons to a lawn chair and sailed over the city on Sunday to bring attention to his cleaning products company.

Daniel Boria, 26, says he wanted to advertise his business in a non-conventional way, and that's how he came up with the plan to fly above Calgary, then parachute down into the Calgary Stampede. "We did make it as safe as possible for everybody else," he told CBC News. "Our end goal was to only put myself in danger." After he took flight, he was amazed by what he saw. "At one point I was looking up at the balloons, they were popping, the chair was shaking and I was looking down at my feet dangling through the clouds at a 747 flight taking off and a few landing," he said. "It was incredible. It was the most surreal experience you can ever imagine. I was just by myself on a $20 lawn chair up in the sky above the clouds."

Due to bad weather, Boria missed the Calgary Stampede by a few kilometers, landing in an industrial field and breaking his ankle. Police were waiting for him, and after being detained, he was released Monday. Boria was charged with one count of mischief causing danger to life, and Insp. Kyle Grant with the Calgary Police Department said he expects to see more charges filed. Boria — who estimates it cost him $20,000 for materials and to rent an airplane carrying a banner with his company’s name — said he had a feeling he would be arrested, "but I didn't think they would pursue it as heavily as they did. I've never done anything wrong before and this was with good intentions." Catherine Garcia

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