After 73 years on this earth, Archie Andrews is dying on Wednesday, taking a bullet meant for a friend, Kevin Keller. Keller, an openly gay U.S. senator whose big issue is gun control, is targeted by an assailant whose identity Archie Comics is keeping a secret until the latest issue of Life With Archie — the version of the long-running Archie comic that follows the Riverdale gang as adults — hits the stand Wednesday.
Archie debuted in 1941 as a wholesome teenager, and some people are probably surprised that he is still around, much less a grown-up in the Life With Archie series. Chris Cummins, the self-proclaimed "resident Archie expert" at Den of Geek, notes that though Archie is about to die, his teenage self will live on in other iterations of the Archie story. So might writer Paul Kupperberg's efforts to make the Archie universe's "archetypal characters into realistic and relatable figures dealing with real world problems like gun violence," Cummins adds, before eulogizing:
Not to be too grandiose, but this demise is a fitting and tonally perfect tribute to a character who has always put his friends first. This is a publicity stunt for sure, but one with heart that will have permanent ramifications. [Den of Geek]
Archie isn't the only comic book character to meet an early end, but as Archie Comics publisher Jon Goldwater notes, he's perhaps the first non-superhero comic hero to be killed off. "When you wound him, he bleeds," Goldwater tells The Associated Press. "We hope by showing how something so violent can happen to Archie, that we can — in some way — learn from him."
The Senate approved a GOP-led budget at 3:28 a.m. Friday in a 52-46 vote.
The budget seeks to reduce the federal deficit to zero within a decade and includes repealing ObamaCare. The vote comes after the House passed a similar budget blueprint on Wednesday. Both chambers face an April 15 deadline to hash out a final budget.
The New York Times notes that of the 52 votes in favor of the budget, not one was from a Democratic senator. Rand Paul and Ted Cruz, meanwhile, were the only Republicans not to vote in favor of the budget.
Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst is here to remind you that he is not, in fact, accused murderer Robert Durst.
Durst — the one whose band once released an album called Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water — posted a photo on Thursday showing him in a gray sweatshirt that reads "NOT ROBERT." In case that didn't get the point across, he captioned the photo, "I am NOT ROBERT." Unfortunately, there wasn't a follow up picture of Durst — the one who was caught on tape during filming for the HBO documentary The Jinx saying he killed people — wearing a sweatshirt that said "I am NOT FRED."
Durst — the one who famously declared he "did it all for the nookie" — likely posted the photo in response to The Associated Press getting the Dursts confused and erroneously reporting on March 16 that "an arrest warrant was issued for the former Limp Bizkit frontman." AP issued a correction, but the damage was already done: The nation once again was talking about Limp Bizkit.
Before he dies, Apple CEO Tim Cook says he plans to give away his entire $800 million fortune.
Prior to donating it all, Cook will make sure that his 10-year-old nephew's education is paid for, he told Fortune. He did not say which charities he will be giving money to, but he has spoken publicly about his support of human rights and equality and the need to stop HIV/AIDS and climate change, The Guardian reports. In 2012, Cook donated $25 million to Stanford to build a new children's hospital and $50 million to Project Red.
There are so many people waiting in line to view the coffin of Singapore's late leader Lee Kuan Yew that officials are asking mourners to stay away and instead visit community tributes spread out across the island.
Lee died Monday at the age of 91, and his funeral will be held on Sunday. The line to get into the Parliament House to see Lee stretches for several kilometers, with wait times of as long as 10 hours, The Associated Press reports. By late Thursday, close to 150,000 people had already viewed Lee's coffin, and officials were passing out water so people would stay hydrated in the heat. Those who came out to pay their respects said they had no problem standing in the hot sun. "I'm not afraid to wait," Idy Leong told AP. "Even waiting for 8 hours, I'll still want to wait. Ten hours, I'll also want to wait."
What happens when you take Jimmy Fallon, add five wax figures of Jimmy Fallon, and throw in some Beach Boys music? You get a rather bizarre — and kinda dark — Tonight Show sketch. If you can get through the clip without singing along to "Barbara Ann," I salute you. —Catherine Garcia
If you want a Big Mac but could do without the calories, now you can just wear the burger instead.
— i100 (@thei100) March 26, 2015
McDonald's has launched a website in Sweden featuring Big Mac-emblazoned jackets, rain boots, blankets, and even dog sweaters, Ad Week reports. The collection is part of a global marketing stunt that McDonald's launched on Tuesday, with special events and activities around the world, including a performance by a McOrchestra in Vienna and a Ne-Yo concert in Los Angeles. This actually isn't the first time a McDonald's-inspired clothing line has found success in Sweden: People went crazy for Big Mac thermal underwear, which the company made just as a sponsor for the Swedish Alpine and Cross Country Ski Team.
In his last speech on the House floor before resigning his seat at the end of the month, Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.) said on Thursday he is leaving with "sadness and humility" — and then compared himself to the man who preserved the Union, abolished slavery, and strengthened the government.
"I also know that every person faces adversity in life. Abraham Lincoln held this seat in Congress for one term but few faced as many defeats in his personal, business and public life as he did," he said. "His continual perseverance in the face of these trials, never giving up, is something all of us Americans should be inspired by, especially when going through a valley in life."
In his goodbye address, Schock also said he tried his best to "contribute constructively to the process and to serve the people of my district and my country," and apologized to "those whom I've let down." Schock, 33, was elected to Congress in 2008 at the age of 27, and resigned his seat after questions came up about lavish spending of both taxpayer and campaign funds on private jets, concerts, and Downton Abbey-inspired office decorations.