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  • Cheer up    July 23 
Jack White looked absolutely bummed to be stuck at a Chicago Cubs game

Not even baseball can cheer up Jack White. The White Stripes frontman was spotted Tuesday at a Chicago Cubs game looking typically glum, which seems fitting given the franchise's cursed futility.

The Cubs have the third-worst record in baseball, and have lost 288 games in the past three seasons. They should ditch the creepy bear and make White's face their new mascot.

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