Crossword - Nov. 13, 2026

Sudoku - Nov. 13, 2026

Crossword - Nov. 13, 2026

Sudoku - Nov. 13, 2026

This week’s question: A museum in Scotland has removed the mummified remains of an ancient Egyptian priest from public view, citing the “absence of consent from the deceased individual or their descendants.” In seven words or fewer, come up with a catchy advertising slogan that could help advance the cause of mummy rights.

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type “Mummy rights” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Nov. 10. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Nov. 20 issue and at theweek.com/contest on Nov. 13. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: E-bike jousting
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

You have six tries to guess the five-letter word. Type in the letters and hit enter. After each guess, the colour of the tiles will change if you choose the correct letters. A green tile means the letter is in the correct spot. A peach tile means the letter is in the word but is in the wrong spot. The tile will not change colour if the letter is not in the word. This game will update daily.

Guess the four-digit number in six tries. Choose your number and tap enter to submit. Each tile will change to green if the digit is correct and in the right position, or orange if it is correct but in the wrong position. A dark grey tile means the digit does not appear anywhere in the number. Come back here tomorrow for the next Guess the Number game.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

Crossword - Nov. 6, 2026

Sudoku - Nov. 6, 2026

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Crossword - Nov. 6, 2026

Sudoku - Nov. 6, 2026

This week’s question: E-bike rental company Lime has asked British riders to please not use its bicycles for jousting, after two armor-clad, lance-wielding men rode Lime bikes into knightly combat before a crowd of hundreds in a London park. In seven words or fewer, come up with the title of a prize that might be awarded at an e-bike jousting tournament.

THE WINNER: The Roll-E Grail

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

SECOND PLACE: The Tour de Lance Trophy

Scott Heiple, Sarasota, Fla.

THIRD PLACE: The Pedal of Honor

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Lancelot Armstrong Award

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

The Noble Pierce Prize

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

The “Your Ambulance Is Waiting” Medal

Gary Greene, Greenfield, Mass.

Joust Deserts

Bob Gaylord, Lafayette, Calif.

Knight E-Rider of the British Empire

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

The “My Charger Has a Charger” Award

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Extra-long walk

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Crossword - Oct. 30, 2026

Sudoku - Oct. 30, 2026

Crossword - Oct. 30, 2026

Sudoku - Oct. 30, 2026

This week’s question: British army veteran Karl Bushby is nearing the end of his record-breaking 36,000-mile, 28-year walk across four continents—a trek that was slowed by, among other things, being mistaken for a spy in Russia and falling down a cliff in Alaska. If Hollywood were to make a movie about Bushby’s epic hike, what should it be titled?

THE WINNER: “The Daring Feet”

John Keefe, Mount Vernon, Wash.

SECOND PLACE: “Far Trek”

Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.

THIRD PLACE: “Follow Your Blisters”

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

 “Why I Need a Pedicure”

Katherine Scott, Atlanta

“Lost: The Movie”

Sarah Medley, Arlington, Va.

“Gotta Get My 63 Million Steps In”

Moe Cougher, Olathe, Kan.

“The Man Who Forgot Where He Lived”

James Pearson, Anaheim, Calif.

“Easy Strider”

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

“Dude, Where’s My Car?”

Rick Torrence, The Village, Okla.

“The Man Who Wouldn’t Ask for Directions”

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

“Sole Man”

Mike McDannel, Lincoln, Neb.

“From There to Returnity”

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

“The Road-Less-Traveled Warrior”

Ed Raymond, Pittsburgh

“Everything Everywhere Bit by Bit”

Raven Deerwater, Mendocino, Calif.

“The World Isn’t Flat”

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Smile protest
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Crossword - Oct. 23, 2026

Sudoku - Oct. 23, 2026

Crossword - Oct. 16, 2026

Sudoku - Oct. 16, 2026

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Crossword - Oct. 23, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 23, 2026

This week’s question: A school official in Michigan claims she was fired because she didn’t smile enough, despite completing all the mandated steps in a personalized “warmth-improvement plan.” In seven or fewer words, come up with a message for a protest sign defending the right to not be constantly cheerful.

THE WINNER: Hell no, we won’t glow!

Paul Kim, Orono, Maine

SECOND PLACE: Fight for your right to be uptight

Kate Coppola, Belle Mead, N.J.

THIRD PLACE: Ain’t gonna grin, so just bear it!

Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pa.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Picture day shouldn’t last all year

Liam Smith, San Francisco

Democracy’s first lesson? Freedom of expression!

Gary Runkle, Wapakoneta, Ohio

Free to be without glee

Lauren Celello, Sacramento, Calif.

Worker Frowns > H.R. Clowns

Jason Kuller, Las Vegas

No grin? No sin!

Sid Levin, Wayzata, Minn.

My face, my choice

Andy Ross, Hatfield, Pa.

We’re here. We sneer. Get over it

Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Fla.

Dour Power

David A. Baker, Ocean Isle Beach N.C.

Give me something to smile about

Claire Williams, Louisville, Ky.

If you’re smiling, you’re not paying attention

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

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Crossword - Oct. 16, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 16, 2026

This week’s question: A Colorado woman used Reddit to find a prospective mate for Asmodeus, her elderly pet tarantula, to save him from dying a virgin. In seven words or fewer, come up with a rated-PG message that a spider seeking love might post on a dating site.

THE WINNER: Looking for a sugar daddy long-legs?

John Bregoli, Weymouth, Mass.

SECOND PLACE: Will love you and weave you

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

THIRD PLACE: Web designer would love to hang out!

Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Webless in Colorado (M) seeks romantic entanglement

Jason Kuller, Las Vegas

I’d climb the highest waterspout for you

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

Seeking leggy Miss Muffet for my tuffet

Gene Serpe, Greensboro, N.C.

Looking for mate who eats prey, loves

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pa.

Let’s be newlywebs

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

Oh, what a tangled web we’ll weave

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Hairy legs preferred

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

Be my Charlotte

George Strong, Plano, Texas

Hungry black widow seeks tasty dinner date

Jeff Burger, Ridgewood, N.J.

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CROSSWORD - Oct. 9, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 9, 2026

Crossword - Oct. 9, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 9, 2026

This week’s question: A Manhattan nightclub is letting patrons skip the line if they turn up accompanied by a parent, and is holding weekly dance parties at 5pm for “people who want to go to bed early.” In seven or fewer words, come up with a headline for a tabloid article expressing outrage at how un-hip big-city nightlife has become.

THE WINNER: No longer hip, NYC joints need replacement

Max Bressler, Miami

SECOND PLACE: Early nerd special 

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

THIRD PLACE: They party like it’s nighty-night at nine

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

New York state of meh

Tim Kearney, Coopersburg, Pa.

Studio 54, where are you?

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh

Residents sound alarm at lack of disturbance

Ruth Moore, Brooklyn, N.Y.

Saturday night geezer

Robert Loy, North Charleston, S.C.

Start spreadin’ the… snooze

Rick Torrence, The Village, Okla.

Mom! Stop wiping my mouth at bars!

John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.

Party like it’s 1699: Puritans take NYC

Daniel Burstein, Jacksonville, Fla.

Nighty-night, nightlife

George Dellinger, Lewes, Del.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Scratching salon

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once.

You have six tries to guess the five-letter word. Type in the letters and hit enter. After each guess, the colour of the tiles will change if you choose the correct letters. A green tile means the letter is in the correct spot. A peach tile means the letter is in the word but is in the wrong spot. The tile will not change colour if the letter is not in the word.

Guess the four-digit number in six tries. Choose your number and tap enter to submit. Each tile will change to green if the digit is correct and in the right position, or orange if it is correct but in the wrong position. A dark grey tile means the digit does not appear anywhere in the number.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once.

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This week’s question: A Chinese businessman has opened two popular “scratching salons,” where customers lie down on a bed and have their back itches tended to by spa workers wearing specially designed pointed nails. If an entrepreneur were to open a scratch parlor in the U.S., what should the business be titled?

THE WINNER: Itch Doctors

Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.

SECOND PLACE: Bed, Back & Beyond

Kanaaz Pereira, Mount Pleasant, S.C.

THIRD PLACE: The Scratching Post

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Relief Itchers

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, N.Y.

The Wizard of “AAH”s

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass. 

Nailed It!

Teri Malkin, Rowland Heights, Calif. 

We’ve Got Your Back

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

The Wicked Itch

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa. 

Itch, Please

Stuart Burkhoff, Great Neck, N.Y.

That's the Spot!

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

Bed of Nails

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

The Itch Niche

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pa.

The Great Escrape

Lucinda Ross, Houston

Planet Itchness

John Vriesema, Whitinsville, Mass.

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CROSSWORD - Oct. 2, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 2, 2026

CROSSWORD - Oct. 2, 2026

SUDOKU - Oct. 2, 2026

Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: To combat the spread of invasive blue crabs in the Adriatic Sea, Italian researchers unleashed a flood of 130,000 baby octopuses, which in adulthood can each eat up to four blue crabs a day. In seven or fewer words, come up with a snappy headline for a tabloid story about this seafood battle royale.

THE WINNER: 1,040,000 Legs Under the Sea

Russ Dickens, Destin, Fla.

SECOND PLACE: Blue Crabs Lose Arms Race

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

THIRD PLACE: Monsters, Ink

Max Bressler, Miami

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Octopuses Galore Settle Blue Crab Score

Brooke Pearson, Fripp Island, S.C.

Sucker Pinched!

Allan Thomson, Gordonsville, Va.

Army Versus Leggy

Ruth Moore, Brooklyn, N.Y.

Tentacles, With Intent to Kill

Jason F. Danielian, Homewood, Ill.

No Escape Claws?

Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

Release the Crackin’

Jeff Morris, Alexandria, Va.

Octopi Demand Melted Butter

Thomas Pender, Norman, Okla.

Octopuses Feast on Blue Plate Special

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pa.

Inky Invaders Get Crabby

Peter A. Michel, Alexandria, Va.

Subordinate Claws

David Roessler, Hazel Park, Mich.

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CROSSWORD - Sept. 25, 2026

SUDOKU - Sept. 25, 2026

CROSSWORD - Sept. 25, 2026

SUDOKU - Sept. 25, 2026

Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: Prince Laurent of Belgium recently recognized 26-year-old former car salesman Clément Vandenkerckhove — whose mother is a Belgian singer — as his biological son and heir. If Hollywood were to make a comedy about an American auto dealership employee who suddenly discovers his royal lineage, what should the film be titled?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: “Duke, Where’s My Car?”

Tim Kearney, Coopersburg, Pa.

SECOND PLACE: “Lease to Throne”

Patti Otto, Rock Spring, Ga.

THIRD PLACE: “Heir in the Tires”

John Espy, Lawrence, Kan.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“The Prince of Wheels”

Faith Reidenbach, Gainesville, Fla.

“Blue Book Blue Blood”

Neal Krakover, Lewisburg, W.V.

“From Ford to Lord”

Norman Miller, Farmington Hills, Mich.

“Grand Duke Auto”

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

“Prince of Rides”

Paul Scheftel, Kailua, Hawaii

“Carmelot”

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

“Fresh Prince of Detroit”

Mark Chartier, Lyme, Conn.

“Test Driving a Kingdom”

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

“The Crown Victoria Prince”

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, N.Y.

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CROSSWORD - Sept. 11, 2026

SUDOKU - Sept. 11, 2026

CROSSWORD - Sept. 11, 2026

SUDOKU - Sept. 11, 2026

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

Fill the grid with numbers one to nine so that each row, column and square contains every digit exactly once. This game will update daily.

Guess the four-digit number in six tries. Choose your number and tap enter to submit. Each tile will change to green if the digit is correct and in the right position, or orange if it is correct but in the wrong position. A dark grey tile means the digit does not appear anywhere in the number. Come back here tomorrow for the next Guess the Number game.