Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: Young people in South Korea who worry they're addicted to shopping apps are using websites that let them browse products and click order, all without making a real purchase. If a U.S. tech firm were to launch such a “dopamine site”—named for the small mental jolt it delivers—for recovering shopaholics, what should it be titled?

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type “Shopping simulation” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, June 23. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the July 3 issue and at theweek.com/contest on June 26. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Similar Sullivans

CROSSWORD - June 26, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: A bartender named Dan Sullivan has entered the race to unseat incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan in Alaska’s August GOP primary. In seven words or fewer, please come up a snappy newspaper headline that captures the confusing nature of this political contest.

THE WINNER: Can Dan can Dan?

Barry Fisher, Morristown, N.J.

SECOND PLACE: May the best Dan win!

Linda Dupree, Sauk City, Wis.

THIRD PLACE: It’s Dan if you do or don't

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

This election has an identity crisis

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Polymarket: 100% probability Dan Sullivan wins

Jeff Goodrich, Andover, N.H.

Bartender: Make it a double

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

Which man’s plan—Dan or Dan?

Molly Clinkenbeard, Lewisville, Texas

Damn Sullivans!

John Keefe, Mount Vernon, Wash.

Winner already named in undecided election

Alex Bishop, Honolulu

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Firearm Fido

CROSSWORD - June 19, 2026

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CROSSWORD - June 19, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: A Nebraska motorist was shot in the arm while waiting at a red light — and the shooter turned out to be a dog, which somehow set off a loaded shotgun while sitting in its owner’s truck. If a country musician were to write a song about this unfortunate and unlikely incident, what should it be titled?

THE WINNER: “A Bad Boy, But a Damn Good Shot”

Dave Olson, Moorhead, Minn.

SECOND PLACE: “That Dog Won’t Hunt (Again)”

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

THIRD PLACE: “Locked and Loaded (and Spayed)”

Garth Anderson, Bedford Hills, N.Y.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“Life’s a Bitch, and Then One Shoots You”

Martin Schnuit, Glen Burnie, Md.

“Pistol Packin' Puppy”

Martha Geiser, Florence, Ky.

“Folsom Pound Blues”

Robert Bartley, Cleveland

“My Dog Is Licensed (to Carry)”

Rita Russell, Clifton Park, N.Y.

“He Almost Took Me to a Farm Upstate”

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

“I Fought the Dog and the Dog Won”

Paul Kim, Orono, Maine

“Say Hello to my Furry Little Friend”

Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.

“The Cross-Hairs Terrier”

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

“Hair-Trigger of the Dog”

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

“My Doggie’s Got Another Muzzle”

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

“Sit, Stay, Shoot!”

George Strong, Plano, Texas

“The Long Aim of the Paw”

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

“Calamity Dane”

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

"Woof Woof, Bang Bang"

Eric Gross, Carmel, N.Y.

“You Ain't Nothing but a .32-Caliber-per-Round Dog”

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

“Four Legs and an Arm”

Charlie Volz, Franklin, Tenn.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Dated dentistry

CROSSWORD - June 12, 2026

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CROSSWORD - June 12, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: The discovery of a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal molar with a circular hole in it—possibly made by a drill-like stone tool—has led researchers to conclude that our ancient cousins practiced a primitive form of dentistry. If a researcher specializing in Stone Age tooth care were to open a dental clinic in the U.S., what should the business be named?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Land of the Flossed

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh

SECOND PLACE: Yabba-Dabba-Dontics

Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Fla.

THIRD PLACE: Brute Canals

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

 The Cavity Cave

Rick Torrence, The Village, Okla.

Open Your Mouth and Say Ooga

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

Whack-a-Molar

Bob Clayton, Frederick, Md.

Oral-B.C.

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

Saber-Tooth Tuggers

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

The Save-a-Tooth Tiger

David Bollermann, Swiftwater, Pa.

Awl Smiles

Karen Shepherd, Social Circle, Ga.

Crown Magnum

John Keefe, Mount Vernon, Wash.

Flintstone Family Dentistry

Richard Wolf, Westminster, Md.

Ancient Wisdom Tooth

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Waymo woes

CROSSWORD - June 5, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

Residents of an Atlanta neighborhood have been besieged by dozens of empty, self-driving Waymo cars that drive aimlessly around cul-de-sacs on dead-end streets, especially early in the morning. In seven or fewer words, come up with a subject line for an email from an irate resident to the company complaining about this robotic traffic.

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: This is redundant, but get lost!

Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pa.

SECOND PLACE: Your program’s not working. Reinstall your drivers! 

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

THIRD PLACE: At least deliver us some pizza

Lucinda Cross, Houston

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

I love a parade. Just not yours

John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.

Next time, ask for directions!

Lenn Robbins, New York City

BIMBY (Bot in My Backyard)

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

You stop, or we call Robo-cop!

Carol J. Giesey, Hanover, Pa.

Tired of getting the runaround.

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Waymo cars: infinitely loopy

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

I'm walkin' here! Anyone drivin' there?

Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, Calif.

We need way less Waymo!

Rick Torrence, The Village, Okla.

Dawn of the dead end

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

My Roomba is smarter than that!

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

Your Waymo is laymo!

Marie Drennen, Oxford, Pa.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: MMA makeover

CROSSWORD - May 29, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: Wannabe tough guys in Russia are paying plastic surgeons to give them the “cauliflower ears” usually seen on boxers and MMA fighters. If a cosmetic surgeon were to open a clinic in the U.S. where non-pugilist patients can receive such heavyweight scars, what should the business be titled?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: We Maim to Please

John Ryan, Concord, Calif.

SECOND PLACE: I Maul Ears

Matt Weatherly, Hillsborough, N.C.

THIRD PLACE: We Will Rocky You

Shelly Estes, Pasadena, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

 Ear Today, Goon Tomorrow

Alan Kelley, New Bremen, Ohio

Resting Stitch Face

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

Mobsters, Inc.

Shannon Pace, Chapel Hill, N.C.

The Flat Ear Society

Kenneth Walker, Bridgeport, Ohio

Brotox

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

Punching Up

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

Uppercuts

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

The MMA-yo Clinic

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh

Scarring Partners

Lynn Morales, Los Osos, Calif.

A Scar is Born

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

Scarred for Life? We Guarantee It!

Carol J. Giesey, Hanover, Pa.

From Russia with Glove

Bellinda Blumenthal, Scottsdale, Ariz.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Haunted plumber

CROSSWORD - May 22, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: A new study has identified a likely reason many people find old houses spooky: inaudible, low-frequency soundwaves emitted by aged boilers and pipes that can cause stress hormone levels to spike and produce a sensation of discomfort. In seven or fewer words, come up with a slogan for a plumbing firm that specializes in silencing those haunting sounds.

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: We’ll lift (and flush) your spirits

Jean Retkwa, Iselin, N.J.

SECOND PLACE: The pipes will stop calling!

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

THIRD PLACE: Who ya gonna call? Ghostflushers!

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Still waters don’t creep.

Bob Dailey, Bellingham, Wash.

No more ghosts in the machine!

Mark Nichols, Milford, Conn.

Plumbing that turns heads (but not 360°)

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

Only murmurs in the building

James Pearson, Anaheim, Calif.

We help you rest in peace.

Vanessa North, Richmond, Va.

The ghost mufflers

Nancy Rockefellers, Delmar, N.Y.

Your ghosts will meet their water-loo.

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

Silence of the flange

John R. Praeger, Seattle

We humble the rumble!

Rosemary French, Springfield, Ill.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Redheads research

CROSSWORD - May 15, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

This week’s question: A Harvard study of ancient and modern human DNA has found that Homo sapiens are still evolving, and that natural selection seems to favor the red hair gene. If a researcher were to write a scientific paper explaining the evolutionary triumph of redheads, what should it be titled?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: “The Scarlet Better”

Joe Malone, Cohoes, N.Y.

SECOND PLACE: “The Red Planet”

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pa. 

THIRD PLACE: “Fire and Reign”

Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

 HONORABLE MENTIONS:

 “Crimson Tide”

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

“Better Red Than Dead”

Sarah Medley, Arlington, Va.

“Red Dawn”

Kevin McDonnell, Harriman N.Y.

“Ginger Bred”

Rick Torrence, The Village, Okla.

“The Orange Revolution”

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

“Better Off Red”

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Senior Gaming

CROSSWORD - May 8, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

Ohio police entered the home of a 91-year-old woman who’d failed to answer multiple check-in calls, only to find her engrossed in a video game and trying to beat her previous high score. If this nonagenarian were to write a book about the joy of late-in-life gaming, what should it be titled?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: “The Old Woman and the Wii”

Raven Deerwater, Mendocino, Calif.

SECOND PLACE: “Going for Bonus Lives”

Lucinda Cross, Houston

THIRD PLACE: “Immortal Kombat”

Joel Nelson, Goleta, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“Gran Theft Auto”

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

“Shawl of Duty”

John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.

“Aunt Candy, Crushing It”

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

“Duty Doesn't Stop Calling”

Len Rosen, Wilmington, Del.

“Late In the Game”

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

“Tell Them Nana Will Visit in a Fortnite”

John Bregoli, Weymouth, Mass.

“I’m as Young as My Avatar”

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass,

“Eat, Play, Score!”

Gary Greene, Greenfield, Mass.

“Keeping Your Mind Crafted”

Marcia Murphy, Burlington, Mass.

“Superannuated Mario”

Jim Riedy, Estero, Fla.

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Snake fasting

CROSSWORD - May 1, 2026

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CROSSWORD - May 1, 2026

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Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

A Burmese python can devour a whole antelope and then go on an 18-month fast thanks to a special molecule in its blood, a new study has found. If researchers were to create a snake-derived drug that gives humans the same feast-and-fast ability, what name should they give the medicine?

RESULTS:

 THE WINNER: BoaZempic

Daniel Burstein, Jacksonville, Fla.

SECOND PLACE: SSSatiated

Yvon Jensen, Georgetown, Texas

THIRD PLACE: Wegulpy

Nathan Gonik, Southfield, Mich.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Constrictin

Lisa Asche, Ellwood City, Pa.

GULP-1

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

Viperdin

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh

Engorgeous

Paul Kim, Orono, Maine

Shed

Emma Strickland, New York City

Slytherthin

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

oZOOmpic

Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Ind.

Scale Down

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

HissyFeast

Skip Flanagan, Roseville, Calif.

Scarfitall

Troup Miller, Austin

Click or tap here to see the winner of last week's contest: Scream slogan

CROSSWORD - April 24, 2026

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Nearly 20 so-called scream clubs have opened across the U.S. over the past year, enabling club members to get together at outdoor spots and shriek out their various frustrations. In seven words or fewer, come up with a snappy advertising slogan for a club recruitment poster.

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Shriek and you shall unwind

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

SECOND PLACE: Have a yell of a good time

Bill Kypreos, Gold Bar, Wash.

THIRD PLACE: Bellow ’til you’re mellow

Moe Cougher, Olathe, Kan.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Shout! Shout! Knock yourself out!

Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

Be a scream player

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

Get your shriek on

R. Aractingi, Kearney, Mo.

Let off some scream

Valerie Kenny, Verona, N.J

Scream, too

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

Have a wail of a time!

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, Calif.

Scream the pain, stay mostly sane

Scott Arthur, East Northport, N.Y.

Join us for bellowship!

John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.

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CROSSWORD - April 17, 2026

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CROSSWORD - April 17, 2026

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Synthetic opioids, stimulants, and other drugs are being smuggled into prisons by being soaked into thousands of pages of mundane-looking documents, letters, and photographs. What would you title a crime drama about this trade in chemically spiked paper?’

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: “CSI: Copy Room”

Richard Hogenson, Dickinson, N.C.

SECOND PLACE: “Cooked Books”

Skip Flanagan, Roseville, Calif.

THIRD PLACE: “Breaking Pad”

Margaret Koskinen, Arlington, Va.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“The Paper Chase”

David Hill, Minneapolis

“Plunder Mifflin”

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Va.

“Between the Lines”

Markie Gekas, Winnetka, Ill.

“Not Your Father’s Police Blotter”

James Pearson, Anaheim, Calif.

“The File High Club”

Josh Mehlenbeck, Herndon, Va.

“Speed Reading”

Larry Rifkin, Glastonbury, Conn.

“Paper Pusher”

Suzie Fraser, Whitesboro, N.Y.

Find out how closely you’ve been paying attention to the latest news and other global events by putting your knowledge to the test with our Quiz of The Week.

CROSSWORD - April 10, 2026

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CROSSWORD - April 10, 2026

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You have six tries to guess the five-letter word. Type in the letters and hit enter. After each guess, the colour of the tiles will change if you choose the correct letters. A green tile means the letter is in the correct spot. A peach tile means the letter is in the word but is in the wrong spot. The tile will not change colour if the letter is not in the word. Play May’s Chain Word games here.

Guess the four-digit number in six tries. Choose your number and tap enter to submit. Each tile will change to green if the digit is correct and in the right position, or orange if it is correct but in the wrong position. A dark grey tile means the digit does not appear anywhere in the number. Play May’s Guess the Number games here.