It must be true... I read it in the tabloids
▪A would-be burglar was caught on camera when he tried to break into a Florida spy store that specializes in surveillance equipment. Security cameras at the Spy Spot in Deerfield Beach recorded the man trying and failing to smash the store’s front door, ignoring window signs that warn potential burglars they’re being filmed. “I don’t know why you would try to rob a spy store,” manager Evan Tannenbaum said. “This is probably the last place you would want to try to burglarize.”
▪ A dead Taiwanese politician went out with a trafficstopping funeral procession that included scantily clad exotic dancers pole dancing atop the vehicles. After Chiayi County councilor Tung Hsiang died last month at the age of 76, his son, Tung Kuo-cheng, ss family said the politician loved “having a lively fun time,” and would have enjoyed his farewell.
▪A rap music video shoot in Texas came to a sudden end when police officers mistook two rappers dressed as bank robbers for real crooks. Tru Keezy and his musical partner Yung Groovy were filming outside a credit union, wearing black masks and waving around unlall know if we do something like that,” Keezy said.