Bad week for:
Dialing 888-8888, after well-known personal injury attorney Ross Cellino filed suit against longtime associate Stephen Barnes to dissolve the nationally known Cellino & Barnes law firm. The firm is best known for its corny but catchy jingle in TV and radio ads.
Fowl play, after an Indianapolis man trying to protect his 4-yearold from an aggressive Canada goose was issued a ticket for animal cruelty. “It was clearly attacking my son,” said James McDaniel, who admits to hitting the bird with a wiffle-ball bat.
‘Avocado hand,’ after a reported rise in injuries resulting from people cutting themselves while trying to open the popular fruit. Doctors say they’re seeing a steady stream of people with “severe nerve and tendon injuries, requiring intricate surgery.”