Good week for:
Mysteries, after President Trump launched thousands of jokes on Twitter by sending out a tweet at 12:06 a.m. that read only, “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” He went silent until the morning, when he followed up with “Who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe???”
Covering all bases, after two Washington state entrepreneurs announced plans to open a legal marijuana store and a craft brewery in the same building.
Saving for old age, after an expert on aging at Oxford University calculated that average life expectancy is increasing at a rate of 15 minutes each hour, suggesting that babies born today can expect to live to an average age of 104.