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The incompetence defense, after Jared Kushner told a group of White House interns that his father-in-law’s campaign was too disorganized to have colluded with the Russians. “We couldn’t even collude with our local offices,” Kushner said.
Following in Rick Perry’s footsteps, after reports that former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was being courted to appear on the upcoming season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars. A TV insider said the report “has legs.”
Bygones, after the Chicago Cubs awarded a 2016 World Series ring to Steve Bartman, the notorious fan who was blamed for costing the team a shot at the 2003 World Series by interfering with a foul ball. “We hope this provides closure on an unfortunate chapter of the story,” the team said.