Good week for:
Monkey business, after plaintiffs in a longrunning lawsuit over a “selfie” taken by a smiling Indonesian macaque named Naruto reached a settlement, assuring that 25 percent of future proceeds from the smiling monkey’s famous picture will go to groups dedicated to protecting his species and his habitat.
Slinging suds, after Oliver Strümpfel of Germany beat his own world record by carrying 29 full steins of beer using just two hands. The beer and glasses weighed 152 pounds.
Real news, after conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh told his listeners that dire forecasts of Hurricane Irma’s impact were a liberal media plot to create “fear and panic” and “advance this climate change agenda.” He had to cancel his Friday show and flee Florida.