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Sasquatch hunters, after legendary primatologist Jane Goodall, 83, said she’s open to the possibility that Bigfoot exists. Goodall said she has heard many witness accounts from tribal people of tall, hairy, bipedal primates. “I don’t want to disbelieve,” Goodall said.
Robe thieves, with news that the Washington Marriott Wardman Park hotel is offering previous guests who have stolen items the chance to win a free two-night stay. Applicants must return the item they stole, along with a brief essay that will be judged for creativity and “sincerity.”