The Week Contest
This week’s question: A congressional candidate from Miami, Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, has claimed that at age 7 she was abducted by tall, blond aliens and taken for a ride in their spaceship. In seven words or fewer, please come up with an extraterrestrial-themed campaign slogan that could help Rodriguez Aguilera win the support of skeptical voters.
Last week’s contest: Four people were arrested after a fistfight broke out in an “empathy tent” at the University of California, Berkeley, a space where left-wing activists and supporters of President Trump were supposed to find common ground. Please come up with a more appropriate name for a place where these two sides can meet to discuss their differences.
THE WINNER: The malcon-tent Craig Kesselheim, Southwest Harbor, Maine
SECOND PLACE: The bicker-ring Anthony Scattini, Danville, Calif.
THIRD PLACE: The hurt yurt —James Smith, New York City
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “UFO politics” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Oct. 24. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Oct. 27. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.