Good week for:
Vegans, after researchers at Oregon State University announced they’ve created a new strain of seaweed that has three times the nutritional value of kale and allegedly tastes like bacon when cooked.
Means testing, when Norwegian college student Katharina Andresen was fined $30,400 for driving under the influence. Traffic fines are pegged to the defendant’s income in Norway, where Andresen, 22, an heiress, is the country’s richest woman, worth an estimated $1.23 billion.
Straphangers, after New York City subway officials said they would no longer use the word “momentarily” in announcing delays. “Sometimes ‘momentarily’ means two minutes,” said subway rider Judith Mosh. “Sometimes it means 20 minutes.”