The Week Contest
This week’s question: A growing number of workers are flaunting their bond with their employers by getting tattoos of corporate logos. If you were to get tattooed with a phrase that expressed your relationship with your employer in seven words or fewer, what would it say?
Last week’s contest: Researchers in Britain have warned that young children who grow up relying heavily on smartphones and tablets start school lacking the hand strength needed to hold a pencil and write. Please come up with a medical term to describe the hand-weakening syndrome that is afflicting these young “digital natives.”
THE WINNER: Acute thumbosis Sharon Townley, Vero Beach, Fla.
SECOND PLACE: Smarthritis Ken Kellam III, Dallas
THIRD PLACE: Awristed development James A. Gollata, Manitowoc, Wis.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Tattoo me” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, March 20. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, March 23. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.