The Week contest
This week’s question: The Edinburgh Zoo has suspended its panda-breeding program because pandas Tian Tian and Yang Guang have expressed absolutely no interest in getting intimate. If Hollywood were to make a romantic comedy about two mismatched pandas that get thrown together, what could it call the film?
Last week’s contest: A growing number of workers are flaunting their bond with their employers by getting tattoos of corporate logos. If you were to get tattooed with a phrase that expressed your relationship with your employer in seven words or fewer, what would it say?
THE WINNER: You’re Not the Boss of Me Bridget Barclay, New Paltz, N.Y.
SECOND PLACE: Seems Permanent, Will Fade, May Be Removed —Max Walch, Shoreview, Minn.
THIRD PLACE: Love My Boss—Self-Employed Bill Picker, Mount Kisco, N.Y.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Panda film” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, March 27.
Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, March 30. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.