The Week Contest
Last week’s contest: A tanker truck carrying 12 tons of liquid chocolate overturned and spilled its load across a Polish highway last week, snarling traffic and creating headaches for cleanup crews. If a confectioner were to scrape clean the blacktop and sell the spilled chocolate, what appetizing brand name could it give the recovered candy?
THE WINNER: Mr. Goodtar Robyn Kupferman, Culver City, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: Chock Full O’Rocks Ivan Kershner, Salem, S.C.
THIRD PLACE: Literally 5th Avenue James Pearson, Anaheim, Calif.
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Defiant dolphin” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, May 29. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, June 1. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit.