The Week Contest
This week’s question: New York’s state supreme court has ordered 30-year-old Michael Rotondo to move out of his parents’ home, after he ignored multiple eviction notices from his mom and dad as well as their repeated request to please get a job. In seven words or fewer, come up with an advertising slogan for a legal firm that specializes in evicting Millennials from their parents’ homes.
Last week’s contest: Ukraine has claimed that 10 of its military dolphins stationed in Crimea went on a hunger strike after Russia seized control of the peninsula in 2014, and have since starved to death—a charge that Moscow denies. If Hollywood were to make a war movie about these defiant dolphins’ act of anti-Russian resistance, what could the film be called?
THE WINNER: “A Few Good Mammals” Jim Daly, Thousand Oaks, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: “Crimea and Punishment” Paul Giorgianni, New York City
THIRD PLACE: “The Fin Red Line” —Barbie Avery, Atlanta
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Move out” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, June 5. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, June 8. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. ■