The Week contest
Bigfoot is real
This week’s question: A Virginia Democrat running for congressional office has accused her Republican opponent of being “a devotee of Bigfoot erotica,” after it was revealed that he had posted images of a nude Bigfoot on social media. If Hollywood were to make a film about a politician who wants to convince the world that Bigfoot is real, what would it be called?
Last week’s contest: A totally naked New Hampshire man who was arrested in a “yoga-like pose” at a New Hampshire gym told police that he had believed the gym’s slogan that it’s a “Judgement Free Zone.” If a fitness company were to launch a chain of gyms where people could exercise freely in the buff, what name could it give the business?
THE WINNER: Gym and Bare It Jerry Zinkel, Manitowoc, Wis.
SECOND PLACE: Y.M.C. All —Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.
THIRD PLACE: Naked Guns —Eric Spore, San Diego
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest @theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Bigfoot is real” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Aug. 21. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Aug. 24. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. ■